You have 💩. We move your 💩. It's really that simple. Professional moving services for residential and commercial relocations. Local and long-distance moving experts.
From studio apartments to mansions, we handle all your 💩 moving needs
Whether you're moving from a tiny studio or a massive mansion, we'll move all your 💩 with care and precision. Mostly precision. Care is optional. We've been doing this for 15 years and still haven't figured out why people get so attached to their stuff.
Office relocations, retail moves, and all the corporate 💩 that needs to be transported safely. We promise to try not to break the expensive stuff. The cheap stuff is fair game though. We have a special technique for moving copiers - we call it the "drop and pray" method.
Don't want to pack your own 💩? We'll do it for you. Professional packing for all your valuable belongings. We'll wrap it in bubble wrap and hope for the best. We have a 50/50 success rate - either it arrives intact or it doesn't. We're optimists though, so we always assume it will be fine.
We're not just another moving company - we're the 💩 moving experts
Thousands of satisfied customers who trusted us with their 💩. Most of them got it back in one piece. The others got it back in several pieces, but we're counting that as a win because technically they got everything back.
Your 💩 is fully insured - we break it, we replace it. With something similar. Maybe. Our insurance policy is written in very small print that even we can't read. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
Emergency 💩 moving when you need it most. We'll get there when we get there. We define "same-day" as "sometime today, maybe." Our drivers have a very flexible interpretation of time. They're like artists that way.
What you see is what you pay - no surprises, just honest 💩 moving. Plus a small fee for broken stuff. And a convenience fee. And a handling fee. And a "we had to carry this up stairs" fee. But other than that, no hidden fees!
Real reviews from real people who trusted us with their 💩
"These guys moved all my 💩 across the country and only broke a few things. But hey, it was just stuff anyway! They even apologized when they dropped my grandmother's vase, which was nice. They said 'oops' and everything."
- Sarah M.
"Professional, efficient, and they handled my expensive 💩 with care. Mostly. The broken vase was probably my fault anyway. They said it was 'pre-existing damage' which sounds very official. I believed them because they had clipboards."
- Mike R.
"Best moving company ever! They moved my entire office and all the corporate 💩 without any issues. Well, minor issues. The coffee machine works now, sort of. It makes a weird noise and only dispenses hot water, but they said that's a feature, not a bug."
- Jennifer L.
As a leading moving company, we specialize in residential moving, commercial moving, and professional packing services. Our experienced team of movers handles everything from local moves to long-distance relocations with care and precision. We've been in business for 15 years, which means we've broken a lot of stuff and learned from our mistakes. Mostly learned.
Whether you need apartment movers, house movers, or office relocation services, we provide comprehensive moving solutions tailored to your specific needs. Our professional moving services include packing, loading, transportation, and unloading. We also offer a unique "surprise box" service where we pack things so well, even we don't know what's in them.
We serve the entire region with affordable moving services and competitive pricing. Contact us today for a free moving quote and let our professional movers handle your relocation needs. Our motto is "If it fits, it ships. If it doesn't fit, we'll make it fit."
Get a free quote today and let us handle all your moving needs