We're not your typical moving company. We're the 💩 moving experts who get the job done.
Founded in 2024, Move Your 💩 was born from a simple realization: people have 💩, and that 💩 needs to be moved. We decided to cut through all the corporate jargon and just tell it like it is. Also, we realized most people don't really care if their stuff gets broken.
What started as a small operation with one truck and a dream has grown into the most honest moving company in the business. We don't sugarcoat it - we move your 💩, and we do it well. Most of the time. Sometimes we drop things.
Our team of professional 💩 movers is trained to handle everything from delicate antiques to that weird collection of garden gnomes you've been hiding from your neighbors. We're not saying we'll break your stuff, but we're not promising we won't either.
To provide honest, reliable moving services while maintaining our sense of humor about the fact that we're literally moving people's 💩 from one place to another. And if we break something, we'll just shrug and say "it was just stuff anyway."
The dedicated professionals who make your 💩 moving dreams come true
CEO & Chief 💩 Mover
"I've been moving 💩 for 15 years. There's nothing I haven't seen or moved. Or broken."
Operations Manager
"I coordinate all the 💩 moving operations. It's more complex than you'd think. Especially when things break."
Lead 💩 Mover
"I've moved everything from pianos to pet rocks. No job is too big or too small. But some things are too fragile."