We'll pack your 💩 so well, even Marie Kondo would be impressed. No judgment, just expert packing.
From delicate china to your collection of novelty socks, we've packed it all.
Dishes, pots, pans, and that weird kitchen gadget you bought on QVC that you've never used. We have a special technique for packing dishes - we call it the "Russian nesting doll" method. We wrap everything in so much paper, it's like opening presents on Christmas morning.
Clothes, shoes, and that outfit you're keeping "just in case" you lose 20 pounds. We call these "aspirational clothes" because they represent the person you want to be, not the person you are. We've packed enough "someday" clothes to outfit a small army.
Books, DVDs, and that VHS tape of your wedding that you're still holding onto. We have a theory that people keep VHS tapes because they think they'll become valuable someday. News flash: they won't. But we'll pack them anyway because we're nice like that.
Paintings, sculptures, and that "art" your kid made in kindergarten that you can't throw away. We have a special "fragile" sticker that we put on everything, even if it's not fragile. It's like a good luck charm, except it doesn't actually work. But it makes us feel better.
Beanie Babies, stamps, coins, or whatever weird thing you collect. We treat them all like treasures. We have a special "collection tax" for people who own more than 50 of the same thing. It's not a real tax, we just think it's funny. We also have a theory that collectors are just hoarders with better organization.
TVs, computers, and that Tamagotchi from 1997 that you're still trying to keep alive. We have a special technique for packing electronics - we call it the "hope and pray" method. We wrap them in bubble wrap and hope they survive the journey. It works about 70% of the time, which is better than nothing.
We've perfected the art of packing your 💩 over 15 years of trial and error.
We look at your stuff and try not to judge your life choices. We've seen it all - from minimalist apartments to hoarder houses. We judge silently, but we judge. We also take mental notes for our future stand-up comedy routine.
We wrap everything in bubble wrap and pray to the packing gods. We have a special ritual where we knock on wood three times and cross our fingers. It works about 60% of the time, which is better than nothing. We also have a backup ritual involving a lucky penny and a four-leaf clover.
We label each box with helpful descriptions like "Kitchen Stuff" and "Weird Things." We also add personal touches like "Probably fragile" and "Handle with care (or don't, we're not your boss)." Our labeling system is like a choose-your-own-adventure book.
We create a detailed list of everything we packed so you can find it later. We call it an inventory, but it's really just a list of things we remember packing. We have a 50/50 success rate on accuracy, which is better than most people's memory.
We use only the finest materials to protect your precious 💩.
Heavy-duty boxes that won't collapse under the weight of your stuff. We have a special technique for reinforcing boxes - we call it the "duct tape method." If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed.
Industrial-grade bubble wrap that's fun to pop and protective. We have a theory that bubble wrap was invented by someone who was bored at work. We also have a rule: if you pop the bubble wrap while packing, you have to buy the team coffee. It's a very serious rule.
Acid-free paper that won't damage your delicate items. We call it "museum-grade" paper because it sounds fancy, but it's really just paper that doesn't have acid in it. We're not scientists, but we know acid is bad for stuff.
Custom materials for your weird and wonderful collections. We have a special "weird stuff" fee for items that require custom packing. It's not a real fee, we just think it's funny to charge extra for people's weird collections. We've packed everything from taxidermy to vintage Barbie dolls.
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Real reviews from real people who trusted us to pack their 💩
"They packed my entire collection of 1,000 Funko Pops with such care. Each one was individually wrapped and labeled. I was amazed!"
- Mike R., Funko Pop Collector
"I had a whole room of vintage clothing and they packed everything perfectly. Even my grandma's wedding dress from 1950!"
- Sarah L., Vintage Clothing Enthusiast
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